Sincere thanks, awesome internet person!

He's wonderful. I loved him in Snow White and the Huntsman, too.

That's helpful, but I'm still just wondering why it's that way in the US but not other places. The wiki example is a good one.

Also, now my take on this is "he has three children, he doesn't have time to work out".

I did not know this! I guess it makes sense. My weight has gone up and down over the years but I've never been a hulking enormous sexbeast big muscular male, so I thought that the sexy mounds of deliciousness muscle would stick around once you got that big,

On a totally unrelated note, I've always wondered why American news sources don't use the word 'and', or an ampersand, in headlines. Can someone fill me in?

I had to Google the outfit, and holy shit she is gorgeous. It's so unfair. How can one person be so amazingly smart and accomplished AND that good-looking?

I don't dare watch this at work lest I hyperventilate. Did he get really skinny, or does the screenshot just make it look that way?

You and I both. The Thor hair and the Thor chest and arms.

Eh, all controversy around circumcision aside, it's a crass oral sex joke.

I can't get over the fact that you HAD to have cheese. Obviously you didn't have to eat it, but you had to have cheese.

I live to make your work (and life) complete.

This is amazing.

Lulz okay. No to which, the cheese law, or the potato law? Or both?

EBT cards are essentially a more efficient extension of the food stamps programs Republicans across the country have been desperately trying (and in some cases, succeeding) to destroy for the past several years.

Oh damn it.

....wait, is that an actual law in the Wacky Midwest?

WITH A SPOON AND A FEELING OF SHAME.

You are so crass.