You mean she ate it like a burrito?

Lol wut

Pics or it didn't happen.

When I came to take their drink orders and tell them about the specials, the man demanded to know if our pints of beer were real pints. I assured him that they were. He asked again, saying that restaurants (one) in San Francisco had gotten caught selling 12oz beers as pints. I assured him that we most certainly would…

And may I saw GOD BLESS THE USA.

Sounds like a thrash metal band.

Daaaw I miss my chickens. We used to have six. We started with two, then we rescued a chicken from a friend who was going to eat it, then our two original hens went broody and we had to get them eggs to hatch to break the broodiness. One of these chicks that hatched didn't know what sex it was. It laid eggs, but it…

He does have that slightly derpy look about him, I guess. He reminds me a little bit of a Golden Retriever. But then my brain goes "what, you mean he'd be EAGER TO PLEASE? " and I melt.

IT'S THE EVERYTHING.

So..... Rape Law 101:

Mine does the same with 'POUNDTOWN'. I'm not changing it.

I'm sorry but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Freshman year of college, I was on my way to a party in sky-high heels. I walked across a very hilly campus with no issues. I brought flip-flops along with me for when I inevitably got shitfaced. Night goes on, alcohol is consumed, and it's time to walk home. I put on my flip-flops, priding myself on my genius. My…

I'd like to nominate a friend of mine. By age 15, he was already 6'5", and the tallest kid in school. One day he was waiting in a corridor for class to start and happened to be standing in a door frame. The frame was inches above his head. Someone said that if he jumped he'd probably crack his skull open.

*Sigh*

I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE ADVICE. Can you reply with an email address?

Avoid air travel.

Namaste to you, too.

Well, I'm not Team Hitting, but this is the Daily Mail so I'd taken for granted that it's at least 25% exaggerated.

One of the worst flights I ever had with kiddo included a dude who thought breasts were eyeballs. He didn't speak a word of English. This will be important in a minute.