WAIT I lie is this eggnog?

I have never had eggnog before. What does it taste like? Is it alcoholic?

I have a two-year-old daughter who is obsessed with "skirrells". Her hobbies include:

Smegma is nonexistent when the foreskin is properly taken care of.

They kind of.... Flow, don't they?

I started a re-read last year when I left the colonies for Christmas vacation, and got stuck there because my tonsils were like "Yo! Yo! Let's get an infection all up in this bitch!". I only made it part way into Goblet of Fire, though.

I'm leaving the colonies for Christmas vacation and will be reunited with my books. I must re-read.

Kinja is failing in epic levels today. The caps-locky confusion (now spread across multiple posts, THANKS KINJA) was over the age of the marauders.

WAIT WHAT I HAVE MIS-REMEMBERED THIS FILL ME IN IMMEDIATELY

I'd be a squirrel. I like the way they move. Haters gone hate.

SO MANY HUGS AND SHARED FEELS.

WAIT WHAT???? EXPLAIN. HOW DID I MISS THIS. YOU'VE GOT ME ALL CAPS-LOCKY.

I WOULD BE SO DOWN FOR THAT.

Who gave Satan a Kinja account?

History of magic.

You KNOW you saw this picture and heard "turn to page three hundred and ninety four". Don't even lie.

Thanks. I live in the US but I'm not from here originally, and still stumble over that one from time to time.

Okay, well that's a relief. Whenever I see band names I assume it's OTC.

I just thought of something that's truly awful... Are these tests over the counter? Let's think logically here... Who is likely to buy an over the counter prenatal screening test? A woman who can't afford a doctor. What can a woman who can't afford a doctor NOT access?

Oh my god, this is awful, on all levels. Awful for all the women who believe they are making an informed choice when really it may as well be guesswork. What is going to come from the pro-birth crowd over this will be awful.