OH, SMEGMA.
I can't stop watching. It's beautiful.
Maybe it was a G-vibe? I'd wrestle a bear to get hold of one of those.
Angelina and Jen Call Off Their Marriages/Weddings and Become One; Tabloids Explode.
Phew! I was very worried for a moment there. Although I suppose there's always the "Jen's heartache over relationship drama we just made up!" angle, and they've opened up a whole new "forgiveness" angle.
What is OK! going to do for gossip now?
From The Vortez (Atlanta):
Aha! See, that is important knowledge, because reasons.
If you buy me a $2000 espresso machine, I will let you piss in my coffee.
See also: squish mitten.
So sorry not sorry. My favourite term for penis is 'tube steak'. COME AT ME BRO.
That is just beautiful.
Yeeesssss you got the reference and now we are BBFs for lyfe!
YESSSSS YOU GOT THE REFERENCE NOW I LOVE YOU.
During sexytime? o.O
If it's crunchy, you should probably see a doctor.
Brit In The Ranks here,