Spam wallet.

You literally made me lol.

Oh yeah... Well shitsnacks, I'm an awful person.

All of these were delightful, but good lord:

Could have been worse, I guess. Could have been herpes herpes.

I was once out drinking with friends and saw a guy dressed as Santa, smoking. I proceeded to sit on his knee, bite my lip, and tell him I'd been a very, very bad girl but I really wanted a cigarette.

FRIEND ME YES??

Do you do the Twitter thing?

Alright, I'll say it. Is that picture... Current? Is the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge skinnier in the waist than I am in, like, my thigh? What the hell do I have to do to look like that? What is her secret????*

We should be friends. And by friends I mean alibis.

You're such a delight.

So, would you call a juice cleanse a.... ...crock of shit?

Advice and puppy very much appreciated.

The police are intervening today. When I get the call back from them, I will talk to them about it.

You have a cat named James, you say? I don't mean to dox you, but is this you:

It's murky water. I have sole physical custody. He has visitation rights. We have joint legal custody. It was essentially decided that way because he's (allegedly?) no danger to our daughter. Just the woman who gave birth to her.

Thank you. I've seen some of your other posts on here and it's pretty clear you know what you're talking about. I'm an aspiring lawyer and work for lawyers currently, so I know some of the law in my state. Coupled with my experience in the system, I know a good bit, but insight from a professional is always helpful.

I've considered it, but to be frank, I don't have a lot of faith that I'd be taken seriously. After all, this most recent incident was now nearly a week ago, and he and I have been fighting since. I don't want it to look like I'm filing a TPO out of spite rather than genuine concern. I should have done it that day,…

As someone who got out of an abusive relationship alive and is still dealing with the ex being abusive from a distance, I'm going to weigh in on why temporary protective orders are important, even though, no, a TPO isn't going to put a physical barrier around a victim and protect them. I'm going to weigh in on why…

I came here just to ask that. There was to be a gofundme or something, right?