Thanks for this. I had to be told this by a friend who works behind the scenes. Obviously I knew that The Magical Amazon Gods don't just drop a product from the website to your door, but I naively figured that the people who get products to you would have no need to come in on the holidays themselves. HA! How stupid…

I misread this headline as "Columbia charges rape prosecutors $471 to clean up dirty mattresses", and was all "well let's call today FUCK YEAH FRIDAY!!!".

"Anastasia."
"Christian."

I'm... Confused, on all levels.

This whole post. Just... this whole post. Yaarrrss.

So, my two favourite things in the world - pizza and burritos- have been combined?

I certainly will :)

Jesus, I've been reading the comments (I don't know why; I must be a masochist) with a trembling chin but this one got me bawling. I'm so sorry.

.....brb. Just hopping on a plane to tell my ancient Siamese cat that I love him and he's always been my best friend and I am so sorry I couldn't bring him with me when I moved internationally but I know he was happier staying with my parents in the only home he's ever known and oh please, kitty, while I'm here I'll…

So.... Not wives of celebrities, or famous women, just... Regular housewives?

I don't have TV*. What is this show, exactly?

If y'all think this is cute, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD AN OTTER? Oh my god.

I read that and was just like... "YOU CAN GNAW ON MY FINGERS ICKLE BABY OTTER!".

She also chews on plastic key rings and other toys because she is teething, her trainers said.

Kasey. HONEY. I love you so much. But we need to talk.

Fuckmepleasethankyou.

I've never known what Brantley Gilbert looks like before today, but I'm not surprised the answer is 'this'.

Welp, my fetish isn't listed. Guess I'm a freak.

I am so glad the world has people like you in it.