"Rather than confront real evil- None of these people write anything but this."

I.... Can someone please explain my feels? Because I'm lost.

This is - forgive me - amazeballs.

What the everloving fuck??????

I don't know who this woman is, but in every picture I see, she has her mouth open. Where is the GoFundMe campaign to fix her presumably destroyed jaw muscles?

DAMN. That is a huge screw up on CVS' part!

and Fox's Glacier Mints for eyes

Nope, those things are pretty bad. I worked in a cosmetics/OTC drugs store in the UK, and there should be far better policies in place than that. We had a bell system. One buzz meant there was a line and we needed an extra hand; two meant our register was out of change; three meant a manager was needed; four meant…

You know, I'm not defending LA Times or Schmidt, at all, but when I read this line:

I've recently started running, and, for the first time in my life, I'm at a place where I love my body just as it is and I'm not trying to lose any weight (despite being about 13lbs heavier than my previous 'fat weight'). On Saturday, I ran my first 5k...

I've recently started running, and, for the first time in my life, I'm at a place where I love my body just as it is and I'm not trying to lose any weight (despite being about 13lbs heavier than my previous 'fat weight'). On Saturday, I ran my first 5k...

I turned 23 recently... I have not had sex since I was 22...

Damn it y'all, I'm supposed to be writing a paper and you've got me looking at cat fail compilations.

(Thank you! The Little is two, I am just incredibly lazy about this extra weight. Hashtag YOLO and all that.)

Oh no, you misunderstand! I ask out of curiosity, not because I don't believe a larger woman can have abs. I'm not plus-size but I certainly have a lot of extra weight since Little ScreenName came along, and it's all in my stomach. But I have what I call "an ab" that looks a little like this. She seems to have…

Why can't we expand this image? Those look like.... Are they abs?

I think that generally 'poop' is the American term. I've lived in the US for three years so my English is becoming Americanized.

YOU AND ME BOTH. They should put us in some kind of program. I sit at a desk for 8 hours a day at work but usually only actually have about an hour's work to do each day. It hit me the other day that I spend seven hours a day on Jezebel. Yikes.

"Bowel movement" is too reminiscent of the act itself.