I forgot she went blonde for a while.

Celebrity news is so weird to me, because I tell myself that I don't care, and then I click. Then I find "woman has long hair" (side note, Bossip: she's not 'showing off her newly long locks'. She is doing something while having hair. If I walk down the road for a venti salted caramel mocha, I'm not 'showing off'…

You are AWESOME. Thank you.

Y'ALL. Y'ALL. I'VE UNCOVERED A SECRET CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY RING.

This reminds me of college... I slept with a guy who was known as a Corps Whore. He was in the ROTC program (it was the dress blues that had my panties on the ground). It wasn't bad, but it wasn't bed-shakingly amazing, either.

You are very welcome, and very wonderful.

Aaaaw shucks. Thanks.

No, it's not wrong to have this discussion. Violence = bad, end of story. It doesn't matter whether it's man on woman, woman on man, man on man, or woman on woman. You don't hit people.

She sounds AWESOME.

YES. Thank you, that is a good idea.

But I'll take the award!

Thanks for adding this. That's something I hadn't thought of, but it's another thing to add to the list of things I want to teach my daughter (she's only two, so luckily I've got years to think about it all).

FWIW, I'll be telling my daughter:

The video is adorable, for sure, but I'm just hysterically laughing because in one tab I have a Jezebel article saying "procrastination = bad grades!", in another tab I have my anthropology course, and I just spent nearly 4 minutes watching a video of ferrets in another.

Yeah, stoatally uncool.

Yeah, stoatally uncool.

Chichester is pretty close to where I hail from, and this is probably the most exciting thing to happen in the history of Chichester.

I'm finally hanging up my commodore's hat (those things are hideous anyhow)