Oh, here's one I can share, because it didn't happen to me, but I'm still the butt (heh) of the joke because British.

I think you're my old roommate.

HA! Good point.

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens.

I tend to talk only about Jennifer Lawrence in this because she's the only one in the group I'd heard of, but also want to know how she and the others are doing. I mean, it goes without saying that we won't get a "Jennifer Lawrence is devastated by this", but the silence is unnerving to me.

Replying because I can't edit:

Yeah, you're spot on there. I wasn't very clear in my comment (I rushed it and faffed it up because I had to leave my desk).

Yeah, that wasn't one of my greater Kinja moments. What I meant, but didn't state well, was that I hope they give a very barbed response to the "lol, don't take nude photos, silly slut" crowd. A response that not only says "I have the right to take as many nudes as I want, assholes; you don't have the right to steal…

My eyebrows crept, cartoon-style, higher and higher with every line of his shit that I read. Since I can't replicate that effect on-screen (and since my eyebrows are currently sitting at my hairline and I'd quite like them not to be), I'll provide my internal monologue:

Side note, have there been any (further) public responses or statements from any of the celebrities? Not that they need to respond, of course. I'm just holding out hope that someone will have said something along the lines of "hahaha I think it's funny you're all trying to shame me. This is my body, I can do with it…

1. Why the hell did I click on this? I have a Siamese, also born in 2001, also very sick (with pancreatitis).

How I thought being single would be:

That's it, I'm now convinced we're soulmates.

I will high-five the first plumber who comes out and says "if you want to wipe your ass with your Ray Rice jersey, I'll fix your toilet for free".

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

BEST. AND. MOST. FITTING. HEADER. IMAGE. IN. HISTORY.

I..... What? Are we just expected to love the man-batter so much that we bake with it?

Psh, I'm the Samantha Jones of my friend group. No fucks given.

How do you get it to be red?