Band of merry Nazis! Luftwaffle! You're amazing.

Shit, I hope Roger Federer doesn't do this challenge. If my 80-year-old grandmother, who has framed photos AND a life sized cutout of him in her bedroom and carries his photo in her wallet, sees a video of him all wet, I don't think her frail old heart could handle it.

Hold the phone: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS MOVIE WAS COMING OUT?

Is there a gif of someone ripping out their own eyeballs and throwing them into the trash? Because if so, consider it inserted here.

FOLLOW YOUR ARROW. YES. Thank you for giving that song some love.

They girls may also receive unaccredited "midwife" training. Not the actual kind that requires a nursing degree, though

Thank you, most gracious feline overlord. I have a friend who is extremely allergic to cats. We are very, very good friends, inseparable; she visits all the time. She is my daughter's godmother and I adore her.

I can't explain why, but I love that she has neat handwriting. What a gem.

Do you do Q&As?

Yeowch!

*Insert Snape giving side-eye and then walking away gif*

Any word on when images are coming back? Loving the descriptions of gifs in the meantime, I have to say.

That kitten is giving me serious cute aggression. I want to squeeeeeze its stupid little adorable face.

Was it you who posted another Cat HQ comment on another article? If so, keep them coming. MOAR CAT HQ.

....are y'all really having a discussion about what a (fictional) Disney character's cartoon penis should look like, based on historical accuracy?

I.... Well. Now I finally know what people mean when they say "you just broke my childhood". INCREDIBLY disturbed by Aladdin because when I was 16 I dated a guy who, if he were a Disney prince, was straight-up Aladdin. He had that adorable scruffiness to him. He also had gargantuan balls. Like two peaches. I'm not…

OH MY GOD IT'S MY EX HUSBAND.

You know, I kind of wish he did. Have you heard that old joke, "you know you said you wanted to make love to me really badly? Well, you succeeded" ? Totally wanted to be able to say something like that. But nope, it was glorious. Very very sexy fucking on the deck while the others slept inside.

I don't know if it was real, but thanks to that ESPN blub that went viral, I see One Direction and think "Wadai Wrecktion".

Oh tell me about it! There are even more I could add, if I felt like downing a bottle of wine and yelling out "whhhhhhhhhhy are men suck diiiiiiiiiicks???".