IKNOWRITE?

Haha oops, that was a typo, but maybe this guy can be guy 2:

Ah jeez I've got some good ones.

That must be the case here, then. I remember I came to the US (specifically, Philly) in 2004 on a two-week student exchange program, and was blown away by the students not having to wear uniforms. They explained to us that they couldn't just wear whatever they wanted, though, and it SUCKED, and we were all "heh heh…

Some primary (elementary) schools in the UK are a bit like that. At mine, we had a choice of wearing the logo sweater or a plain red (again, standard, from a uniform shop) sweater. In summer girls could wear either a plain white shirt and grey skirt or a "summer dress", which was a standarised gingham dress that came…

It's even more fun in the UK, where we wear school uniforms. There are dedicated stores selling school uniforms. Now, I don't know how things work out here (I've always understood that only private schools in America have uniforms, yet you go into Walmart this time of year and see "uniform shop"?), but in the UK,…

Hotel Room is my JAM.

I don't know why but this comment made me LOL. Literally LOL. Not figuratively LOL. Actually literally LOL.

I'm picturing them dancing their way off into the sunset. Waka Waka is playing in the background.

AH! That explains everything!

It's 2014. 20fucking14. What the everloving fuck.

*Insert gif of the sex ed teacher from Mean Girls*

That's more than I make an hour as a legal secretary, but, sadly, it's normal. I'm in a truly lovely position where if my child can't go to daycare because she's sick or it's closed, I have to hire a private sitter that costs more than what I make. Yay!

Can the next pissing contest be "That Time You Peed Your Pants"? So, a literal pissing contest?, if you will? Because I've got a good'un.

I'm not in the grey??? HUZZAH!!!

Testing comments system, nothing to see here.

My maiden name was hyphenated! Can I join the club?

This is... Like... Comment of the year.

Wait, Republicans don't give a shit about a child's welfare after it's born?

What can we do? That is a serious question. I don't mean long-term, I mean right now.