I thought it was just me who had a weird thing for the dark and mysterious and wounded... I was pregnant when I first saw SWATH, what can I say? I embrace you, fellow Jezzie.

I feel you, BUT it's slapping Robin Thicke in the face!

This gif... Feet make me want to vom, but I can't stop watching. It's beautiful.

But he did have a scene where he was injured and I had to care for his wounds and then we made sweet dirty love under the stars.

Snow White and the Huntsman — in which Kristen Stewart starred as Snow White — will get a sequel, but it will focus on the Huntsman, aka the one who no one gives a shit about and is no one's favorite fairy-tale character.

OHHHHHH what is he and why is he so adorable I want to grab those stupid ears and smoosh 'em.

Sriracha? Really????

Pinkham... I thought we were friends. But here you are saying you don't like Sriracha and talking about 'the au jus'....

EXCLUSIVE: We are now getting images of an alleged confrontation between Bracamonte and Stretton. Click 'expand' to view this shocking image.

I watched this on Gawker, thinking it was going to be a beautiful and emotional video (their headline is "Man Learns His Missing Son Is Alive on Live National TV"). Perhaps I should say "I tried to watch". I got less than a minute in. I don't know who Nancy Grace is, but she seems like a fucking awful human being.

Oh yum yum yum I want them both.

He's a keeper!

Ha. Painful memories... I had grasped the concept of periods, and was basically all "yo dawg got my period get me some Always, yeah?" to my mother the day it came (prompting the good old "we were never taught about periods when I was your age! I thought I was dying!" anecdote that I'm sure some of you are familiar…

If I'm reading this right, is Liam Neeson doing sex scenes? CAN'T HANDLE. He's like my fantasy adoptive father.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm HELLO.

President Obama has done what he can to promote paid maternity leave; he's used his authority to designate six paid weeks' leave for White House employees who need time to care for a newborn baby or a sick relative.

I still have no idea what he meant. Neither does he.

*le sigh*

...alright. I have to do this. I have to tell this story.

I love how her facial expression says "u mad, bro?"