I love how her facial expression says "u mad, bro?"

What rhymes with "desperate?"

I'm from the UK originally, and it's the same way there. Here in the US there doesn't seem to be any distinction between barristers and solicitors, so I am just aiming for "being a lawyer". In the UK, though, I would have wanted to be a barrister. I just think of the robes and wig as such a status symbol. You worked…

Oh yeah, it's pure batshit insanity, but I can't help but love it.

His honour would not be amused.

Just go the way of the UK, America.

Sounds to me like he's just a right tit.

I'm getting divorced on Thursday and so what I'm saying is....

I'm giving you internet high fives, fellow beard-lover.

I don't know about "looking forward" to it, but you always read letters in girls magazines that read "I'm *age* and I still don't have my period, and all my friends do, am I a freak?". I think that's what this is playing on.

That sounds magical, but neither have I; I always make them leave when I'm done with them.

I just want to collect them all....

All this talk of threesomes is turning me into a total horndog.

"I've noticed over my years in matchmaking that people have types," Three Day Rule founder Talia Goldstein

This is my go-to move.

WHOAH. HOLD UP. No one is asking the really important question here.

"Your band sucks."
"Yeah? Well your blowjobs suck."

Nicky's impression of Vause was so, so, so perfect. Someone please find me a gif?

BAHAHAHA. Let me give you the rundown of my thoughts as I scrolled down on that image.

D'accord.