Oh yeah, teenagers are the fucking worst. I would send my child off to live with her father from age 13-19, but I know she'll come back with a hick drawl and a crack habit.

Yeah, that rule is BS. I don't have a rare blood type or anything so I'm not a super-valuable donor, but I'm not afraid of needles and I'll donate anything I can to help another person. You could stick me for a blood donation every day if that was physically possible. But I was born in the UK in the 90s, so now I live…

(Idea: ACTUAL PLAN B ON THE SATURDAY MORNING BRUNCH MENU! And you could call your restaurant "Over the Counter." And you could serve Whorange Juice and Casual Seggs. Holy shit. Copyrighted.)

Haha, not sure if it's an age demographic that you and I are yelling at, here.

What does she do, exactly? The only movies I can think of that she's been in, off the top of my head, are Shakespeare In Love (which I haven't seen), and some of the Marvel/Avengers movies. I didn't think she was great in the Avengers movies.

Feckin' dogs, man. They are such superstars.

Gwynnie. Gwynnie, Gwynnie, Gwynnie. I followed the link to your post. I'm not sure why, but I did. Then I read the first sentence:

Wherever you are, can I join you? I'm 23, I'm in college, but I'm also working full time and a single mother and I HAVE BILLS TO PAY, ASSHOLES.

Your breath after eating them stinks to high heaven, but that's about as close as it gets.

And no recruiters, don't forget that.

*Sigh*

(Burner error)

Exhibit E:

You missed a brilliant opportunity to label this "exhibit D".

Vloggers.

Alright, I have to say it. Something about her always looks so damn smug. What is it?

Lol. No, I have not. To me, he exists only in a universe where this concept album exists.

I have to admit I've never actually heard a John Mayer song and had to look some up, so I don't think I could do this all day, but do continue :)

Ah, okay. When you put it that way, I agree with you.