And also, remember that you can always go back to being one of those "fewer than three beauty products" girls. Your self-worth is not dependent on how much makeup you put on.

Oh SHIT no, I've got the house, the kid, and the shitbag douche's BMW. He's living in a trailer with his father.

This, and the original article, has made me realise just how much my attitude towards makeup has changed in the last seven or so years.

My loins.... My loins....

Don't they say that first-born children always look like the father, though? It's true my case, and in the case of all of my friends, and all of my friends' children.

Poor kids :(

Could she have spoken to the girl's parents? Not a criticism of your friend, just wondering if she'd have faced similar consequences for that.

On a related note, 1,453 women don't know what they're talking about.

She could lose her job if she gave them medically accurate information about pregnancy prevention.

Oooh, what is 'the "pancake" movie'? hashtag British hashtag Born In The 90s.

Cola....Douche.... WHAT???

Hmmm.... Seems like sex ed starts much older here than it does in the UK. Is it standardised? Not the content - it's pretty clear from the article and comments that the content isn't - but the age at which children learn?

This seems like a good time to mention that if you haven't read The Bluest Eye and The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian, you're welcome. I planned your weekend for you.

I'm sitting here wanting to smash my head into my desk, and wondering why I'm raising my daughter in the US when I could take her back to the UK and raise her there, and then I realise that we're no better when it comes to LGBT sex education.

I am screaming internally right now.

What age is 8th grade? (Brit In The Ranks here.) Is that about when all US schools start sex 'education'?

Aaaw man, that keeps happening to me!

I like the term "pants sads". I feel your pain, sibling. Yeah, it's been a month, but I was married two years and I've had more sex in the eight months since I kicked ShitBag out than I did in that entire time.

After reading some of these comments: