Very true, and I admit that people's bosses drive them crazy all the time. Not mine, though. I'm one of those lucky bastards who honestly wouldn't quit their job if they won the lottery, they love it that much. The specificity of the dates mentioned and the fact that my boss was actually acting out of character those…

I did look at the predictions for some other signs and some of them were spot-on accurate about my life lately, leading me back to thinking it's all BS. But the boss thing has thrown me. Back when I was a solid believer in horoscopes I wondered if sometimes I was seeing what I wanted to see (i.e., the horoscope says…

DAMN! I'm a straight woman (maybe I should say 'usually, straight'?) curious about the lady lovin'. I've been standing in the street making sudden movements and yelling at the top of my lungs "lez-beans! Give me the poon!". Is that where I've been going wrong?

Hoooookay so actually some of this shit is a bit freaky.

Oh my gfod, did a stranger on the internety just wish ill on me? mSorry for typos, I can't see for tears in my morallky bankrupt eyes.

That's the only thing I can think when I see this video! Poor doggie!

Call me a morally bankrupt Jezzie, but, uh....

Yup. I'm (still technically) married to an absolute toolbag.

Unfortunately - and I do hope I don't sound like I'm just going to poo-poo every suggestion that comes along - those things won't work. He is such a liar that if anyone tried to talk to him about it, even his best friends, he would just lie and say "I don't do that, my ex-wife is spreading shit". He won't pay…

I really hope so. She's so young now, and some days I feel like "this divorce is going to be the best thing that ever happened to us; we're going to be best friends!" and some days I feel like "dad's house is going to be 'the fun house' and I'm going to be 'the bitch' because I enforce all the rules". I hope we end up…

I love everything about this photo. Prince Philip's face says "yeeeeeah, booiii". Her Maj's face, and pose, and hand gesture, says "THIS." Combined, it looks like they're overgrown teenagers at a bar, telling their 'pussy friend' to just down it.

"Shhhh. It hurts more when you fight it."

THANK YOU. Diary starts now.

Thank you. I can deal with his shit, I'm a tough cookie. It's Wee One that I worry about. :(

Thank you.

Thank you. I am working on getting her weekends with her dad reduced or taken away altogether (he really is a P.O.S), but unfortunately my lawyer's warned me a judge won't okay it. Apparently the way a judge sees it, Wee One is so young that she's changing from week to week, and if Shitbag doesn't see her at weekends…

Please understand that this is not in ANY way body-shaming, but...

I don't know where I am on this case, really, so this isn't my way of saying "it's not fake! It's real!" but I don't understand the point in faking. Sure, if he was sitting there showing no reaction, it could give the impression that he's a remorseless killer. But gagging and puking and crying also gives the…

Compulsive liars can definitely end up believing their own lies. Trust me on that, I was married to one.

I could use some advice on this, my beloved Jezzies.