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Eeeew, people are horrible. I mean... I've looked at the dress now and it's not the best thing in the world, but who gives a fuck? 1) women generally don't have an obligation to dress to please others, and 2) THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE OCCUPYING HER UTERUS. Give the woman some slack. Maybe it was the most comfortable thing

Hold up. WHA??? I didn't see the Oscars, and I missed that snippet of news. Are you telling me:

But of course. Then we would need to check the outfits under different lighting.

*Raises hand*

WHAT??? MORE BABIES?

I know I'd love to have been working wardrobe that day.

HA. I tried to pin this gif and it automatically chose my board called "Everything I Want In The House".

Um, this better not come to Georgia. The technically-still-my-husband parasite that is lurking around like a genital wart is enough of a twatswat already, thank you.

Um.... I haven't seen Jurassic Park since I first saw it, at the tender wee age of 7 or so. Even at a very young age, I was massively inappropriately turned on by this scene.

There has to be a gin gif out there somewhere, right?

Something about her always looks so damn fucking smug. That is not intended in a body-shaming way. There is something about her face that makes me want to slap it. Can anyone tell me what it is?

I cannot get over how obvious and awful this looks. Not just on this picture, but all the pictures in the article.

When and WHY are you making me choose between margarita and gin, you bastards?

Ugh, I saw only the first sentence of your comment in my notifications and thought "yay! Faith in humanity restored!"... ....then read the rest.

That is all.

I keep reading and re-reading your comment. I have the same affliction and I think I'm in love with you.

Guilty as charged....

What the ever loving fuck? Announce it in a paper? And these 'objections', do they have to be actually logical? Or could some shitbag who doesn't even know the person say "nope, I object to someone identifying with a different gender to their biological sex, I have a problem with this" ?

Ex-Mr ScreenName once came home from work on his lunch break to find me crying my fucking eyes out on the living room floor while our 3-week-old baby slept in her bouncer. Fearing PPD or worse, he freaked the hell out, only to find I'd knocked over a 3oz bottle of breast milk and spilled THE WHOLE DAMN THING.