Gin gin gin gin gin gin get in my belly.

TEAM GIN! TEAM GIN! I have no idea why, because it makes me naked and slutty and gives me a "someone cracked open my skull and took a shit inside it" hangovers, but TEAM GIN!

Thank you for bringing the term "negative mouth experience" to my attention.

Grrrr, you sexy silver-haired fox. I would like you and Mr Hamm to double-team me. Yeah, cool?

Twice in one day this has been relevant. Today is a beautiful day.

I'm just going to leave this here....

I am so 'eh' with her.

In all seriousness, that thing is foul. Fucking clean it, girl.

Did you survive?

At least they're dedicated. There's 26 letters in the alphabet, dontcha know.

Quim! Quim is a wonderful, wonderful word. I try to use it as often as I can in daily conversation.

I know pretty much every comment so far has mentioned the wet tampon, but...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? OH MY GOD. Thank you. I just laughed so fucking hard I woke my toddler.

Holy shit, this whole thread is a beautiful and marvelous thing. Like a unicorn.

My computer at work has no speakers, so I've found a fun form of entertainment: watching YouTube videos with the subtitles.

.....thank you for enriching my life.