Buggerballs.

"Oh baby, your vas defensis is so damn hard. Mmmm. I can feel you all the way in my cervix" ?

WHAT? I need to know how to turn a dick pic into a cat!

I just tried to label the male diagram, and this was the running commentary in my head:

Was there snow? Did I see snow? I know Jon Hamm's package is pretty infamous, but it takes some serious cohones to go jumping around and letting grown men leap on your back on top of a TALL AND SNOW-COVERED BUILDING.

You just became my new internet best friend.

Where did you find that? Can we get hold of the transcripts, somehow?

...wait, there isn't?

My colour acuity is piss-poor. How fat is Georgia? Because no shit, I looked at this and thought "ALL OF AMERICA IS FAT".

HOLD THE FUCK UP.

Yeah. It is a million levels of fucked up.

I do feel a bit guilty jumping on someone else's comment with something that's not relevant to the article, but I feel that this is important, especially since we're talking about victim behaviour not being any indication of whether or not rape was committed.

But our deadly sex appeal and fully automatic tits make up for it.

THIS is a great idea. If nothing else, because you know to stay the hell away from anyone who hesitates.

Clueless because there is so much conflicting information out there. Clueless because I married young and now I'm single for the first time since I was a 16-year-old virgin, so I've never had hookups. Clueless because the former husband turned out to be an abusive piece of shit, so I don't trust my gut.

I have thought of something, though. There is so much victim-blaming out there already, and we all know that it is disgusting. I think there's a fine line between offering advice on safety and adding fuel to the victim-blaming fire. There could be an informative, detailed article on how to have safe hookups and there…

Well I definitely agree that safety is the most important thing. I just wish there was something inbetween "go forth and have plentiful sex!" and "stay home with a male bodyguard and a tight girdle".

Have your first date in public somewhere (go somewhere private if you get a good vibe, but let it be a choice)

ALWAYS down to try a threesome. Sadly, my only friend in the area is married, and not the best wingwoman, God love her.

*Wishes there was a 'I am being polite, not snarky or aggressive' font*