Jez, can we have an informative article on how to have hookups safely? I'm serious. Something that steers away from "DON'T GO ANYWHERE, EVER, OR YOU WILL BE RAPED" and just gives advice. Because I am clueless. I was leaning towards getting Tinder because I thought it would be safer than meeting random guys in bars,…

Oh my goodness, my heart just broke.

I worship this woman.

I FOUND THEM! I found them I found them I found them! (And immediately dug up this article to share)

My mother and her family are the most superstitious bunch I've ever met. A sampling:

I would make a "heh, for a joke, eh?" comment but I think I became familiar with that same dildo in college...

Don't forget to nibble gently with your teeth, while simultaneously sticking a finger up his ass (because all men love that, especially without consent or prior warning) and thumbing his gooch. With your third hand, gently drum on his bellybutton.

DICKS DON'T BEND THAT WAY.

So... Does that mean this is his 'fap face' ?

Tit ticks. Tit. Ticks.

Breaking news: Kate Middleton sent by alien race to troll us all.

MAD MEN.

Might want to run your error check, there's a typo in the headline. It should read "the real Super Bowl winner was Red Hot Chili Peppers".

Yeah, I like this promotion. Mr Ex-ScreenName is an abusive shitbag, and I am glad to be rid of him, but when we were together I was the only one working and my hourly pay pretty much exactly matched what a sitter would charge. On the rare occasions where we could afford to go out to eat, we couldn't afford a sitter.…

Not to body-shame anyone with very skinny legs, but I saw the headline and clicked with an 'eh', assuming that was what I was going to see here. But WOW. So muscle. Very strength. Wow. Much strong.

When I saw this in miniature, I thought it was some sort of garter removal thing that just looked like fingerbanging.

eventually it all went down in a cricket pavilion on an autumn night. It was very thrilling.

So, not really related, but I've recently started watching Mad Men and it is CRAZY seeing pregnant women drink and smoke. I know it was a different time and it's realistic, but wowsers trousers, it is weird to see.

That escalator was fine until it started doing meth.

Dafuq did I just watch? O.o