I already suggested I do that ;) I don't want to turn Jez into Facebook, but if I get enough recommendations I'm going to!
FYI, I am totally not joking.
I feel this sudden need to defend my 'home town' and damn it, I've not even lived here a year.
Who wants me to (with a fake email address, obvs.) contact them in the name of investigative journalism?
STAND UP STRAIGHT, BOY.
Shit, y'all, this is posted where I live! Skeeeeeeeeeeeeve.
Today’s decision will not stop our ongoing efforts to... ...ensure the women of our state aren’t exposed to any more of the abortion-mill horror stories that have made headlines recently.
I'm not even American and I want a pair.
After reading through some of the comments, all I have to say is...
Wowzers trousers, they are.... Very.... Straight?
What.... What's wrong with them? No, seriously, someone enlighten me (preferably with photo evidence).
How old is Gisele's baby? Because she/he looks pretty big and I want to give her a double win for breastfeeding and for breastfeeding an older baby.
Maybe this is what happens in male circles:
"Dude, I met this girl last night. She was super hot."
"Oh yeah?"
"Oh yeah. Legs like Gisele. Tits like Scarlett Johanssen. Big, pouty, Angelina Jolie lips...."
"Wow. She sounds hot."
"Yeah, but her forehead...." *shows picture*
"Eeeew, no. Would not bang."
The thing I've always found weirdest about these composites is how specific they are about certain body parts. I understand looking at a person and thinking "wow, those eyes are beautiful", but who looks at someone and thinks "DAT FOREHEAD. OMG." ?
How does it end up for her? Because that's pretty much my Friday night strategy and it never works for me!
I have seen this gif about a hundred times and love it, but I NEED TO KNOW THE CONTEXT. WHO IS THIS WOMAN???
MMMMMMMMMMMM ELBOWS.
I completely agree (personally I think genitals, male and female, are ugly as hell), but I think the big issue is that porn vulvas have given us a warped idea of what is 'normal'. Dicks are dicks are dicks. I've seen a fair few in my lifetime, and whether they're circumcised or uncircumcised; big or small; two-tone or…
Wait, WHAT? THEY MAKE MINGE PERFUME?