Samantha Jones said it best:

I try to stay well away from the green ones, myself.

I try to stay well away from the green ones, myself.

They are incredibly ugly (Dylan Moran once said "it's like looking at some sort of deep-sea fish that's swallowed it's own arse") but they are a hell of a lot of fun.

BEST. COVER. PHOTO. EVER.

Classic case of misreading things in a pre-coffee haze ;)

THANK YOU. I have such issues with the "save the tatas" element to breast cancer research funding. I know that anything that generates revenue for research is a good thing. I take issue with it being so focused on the big beautiful bouncing breasts instead of the person attached to them. The campaign focuses on how…

I love this country, I really do, but it does baffle me. In the UK we have what's called a 'watershed' mark: before 9pm (I believe), there can be no swearing or violence on TV. Then IIRC there's a second 'watershed' and even more offensive language is allowed after that. This also applies to movie channels, whereas…

America would flip its collective shit if The Sun was ever published here.

Can I recommend this 1000000 times?

Holy SHITBALLS that hair is beautiful.

So I can buy them and send them to my ex-husband? Her timing is perfect, he's being a right little douche at the moment.

Can someone please tell me how THIS is a 'strong brow'? Because to me it's just, you know, eyebrows.

You made me literally lol and I also want to give you hugs.

"Leave Kate alone, you awful people! How dare you point out that she has a few flaws that every single human being has! You'll never catch us stooping to that level. Nope. Never will we ever print a picture of her face with 'eeew, look at this' captions."

Watch for her sequel: "A Bun in the Oven? 300 Sandwiches Until He Says 'Sure, I Guess We Could Try For A Baby' At Last".

I was born in 91 (don't hate), so I don't remember :p