I want to get hold of the transcripts of this case to know the full story. Not to defend what the lawyers did, but to see what other questions were asked and figure out what in the fresh hell they were using as a basis to ask those awful things.

Then, I'm assuming you don't mind carrying on this conversation, although your question was hypothetical?

As a woman who wants to be an attorney, and currently works in an attorney's office, I will actually answer this and assume it's not hypothetical. I'll assume that my client was innocent, in the sense of he genuinely believed that consent was given (not "they never even had sex, the victim is lying").

What the actual flying fuck?

The big issue I see with this is I'm really not sure she understood some of the implications. A major part of the Maasai warrior rite of passage is circumcision. As she puts it: "everything you just said is something a woman can do - except for the penis part". Does she know nothing about how widespread female genital…

What? What? What happened to her face? Is it just my eyes, or does she not look at all like Natalie Portman to everyone else, too?

I'm not American; I don't have TV; and I'd never heard of Julie Chen until Jez ran the story about her eyelid surgery, so I will say that upfront.

Shit, y'all, I covered my stomach with a towel this morning. Am I pregnant?

Is it bad that 1) I find this commercial HILARIOUS, and 2) I would actually buy this?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we're born with a lifelong ability to be ashamed of our bowels.

Aaaw, shit, Jezebel, you just made me grow a heart.

Thank you!

Thanks. I hope you know I said I hate you in jest :)

Haha. Gin and I are no longer friends. My maid of honour kept a flask of gin between her enormous breasts on my wedding day and supplied me with it before the ceremony. I blame my marriage on that warm, boob-sweat-soaked flask.

Thank you! This is my wonderdog Baloo. He's a 70lb lapdog and his best friend is my 13-month-old daughter. He's a snugglemonster and a genius and oh how I love him!

I am in the middle of leaving my shitbag husband and replacing him with vodka. My cynical self hates you and your happiness.

I love any excuse to share pictures of my sweet boy, ESPECIALLY puppy pictures.

You've summed up my feelings exactly, and put them into words better than I could. Thank you.

I didn't read the entire article, but I wonder: has this douchebag ever been treated by a female doctor? Has he ever run into any legal trouble and been represented by a female lawyer? Has he ever seen a female dentist? Does he have pets, and is his vet female?

Age: 16