YES. I love her, love that song, and love that video.

So if we have kids, we're good to keep on drinking until we wake up fully clothed (including shoes and a coat) in the bathtub the next day, right?

Magical unicorn pussy.

Ummmm. Ummmm. Okay. Now I've seen Tom Hiddleston closing his eyes and licking a cookie, I am unbearably turned on.

I hope you don't mind, but I commented on her blog post (logged in from Facebook! Which I NEVER do! Because ALL the rage!) and borrowed your pearl-clutching statement.

Did anyone notice she posted ANOTHER post, identical, but the kids are clothed? She even called it 'FYI #2: the one where everyone's covered up".

I was going to respond with a well-constructed and valuable comment. But between this, learning about Castro today, and a whole lot of shit going on in my personal life, all I have is this:

I know this will have already been said by countless other people, but this has made me so fucking angry. What a coward. What an absolute fucking coward. What he did to those poor women was unimaginable. He deserved to live the rest of his (long, I had hoped) life confined and in fear.

Um, am I the only one who thinks that 'generic fugly homegirl' is actually really pretty?

I've always been fascinated with Kennedy-era American history and watched a lot of documentaries about the Kennedy family when I was pregnant and my hormones were crazy. What do you think happened? YEP. Sex dream about JFK.

My soon-to-be-ex husband's cousin got married recently. S-t-b-ex and I weren't invited and didn't even know about the wedding until afterwards. We asked my father-in-law about it and why we weren't invited. He said, "I don't know. I wasn't even invited until the day before. And they didn't get married! We just sat…

Holy shit, lady! You get ALL the hugs from me. I'm sorry you had it so rough and I mean that sincerely.

Eeew, I hate that. I have heard that, several times. You know my response?

YES!

"So that is why I am lending my voice to you and your movement today. Because I actually trust the women I know. I trust them with their choices, I trust them with their bodies and I trust them with their children."

Genetics can go do one sometimes. Seriously.

Heh. On my first date with my now soon-to-be-ex husband, I thought the wasabi was avocado. I've eaten sushi before but had never seen a big ol' hunk of wasabi (maybe it's an English thing to not serve it). I pointed at it with a chopstick and said "do you want that?" he said no. I put the whole thing in my mouth and…

Has the Duchess of Cambridge (please, media - and, sorry, but Jez, too - she has a royal title, and it's not appropriate to refer to her as 'Kate Middleton' anymore) made another public appearance with Prince George, or did Star just photoshop her dress and hope no one would notice?

I used to work in Superdrug (like the UK's CVS), where we had a rule that you could only buy 2 packs of painkillers at a time.

Heh, want to know how I told my mother? She called me from the UK and woke me from a nap. The following conversation happened: