I love my job. I love it so, so much, and I think I'm unbelievably lucky to have it. I'm working in a law office, in a college town where there are hundreds of law students to pick from, and I don't even have a degree. But I don't make enough to support my family. Husband and I pretty much don't eat, because we have…

I need to know a way to contact Jezebel, please. I'm working on a petition to get this shit revoked and would like Jez's help finalising and publicising it.

Thinking back to when I gave birth (a year ago next Friday, sob sob), I can't imagine anything in the world I wanted LESS as a waddled into the hospital in the midst of contractions than cameras. Can't they ban that shit?

You slept with someone because they carried your duffel bag? Bravo!

Also, these existing petitions need to be shared:

Laura, how do I get in touch with writers/editors at Jezebel? I'm drafting a petition to the White House to repeal the bill. I think it needs to be shared with Jezzies so we can get as many signatures as possible.

I know. It sickens me. I'm a religious person - don't worry, I'm not about to start preaching to anyone - and every night I pray and thank God for what I have. So every night it really hits me, and disgusts me, that's it's 20fucking13 and all over the world, people are still starving; dying in childbirth; being denied…

Shame on me, but those are some purrrty eyes.

I knew it would be butter! Good call!

WAIT. EXPLAIN. I just looked at the cast for the Captain America movie and she wasn't there. What have they been in together?

I'm from the UK (now living in the US), where the media coverage of Amanda Knox was always in tune with that Guardian article: i.e., "she's guilty as shit, look how not-sad she is". The 'cartwheels' in particular were all over the news. So I'm interested to see the source that says they were made up? Not that I'm…

I want to frame that slut certificate proudly above my desk at work.

Aaaaw, y'all, I have to break your hearts. It got deleted :(

The brilliant, brilliant Russell Howard said it all for me when he said something like this about YOLO:

Someone answer this for me: WHY deny a woman an abortion if her fucking LIFE is in danger? WHY?

Regardless of how you feel about whether the hate is necessary or not, I do kind of like that she's been voted most hated and most beautiful almost simultaneously. Anything that helps to remind young people that beauty =/= being adored (and by association, beauty =/= everything) is a step in the right direction in my…

I seem to have a weird relationship with celebrities, in that I "don't give a shit about them" but then I read articles like this. Heh. But I do have some genuine questions:

The last thing I would want to do is ruin anyone's week! I'll find it :)

As a Brit living in the US with a dual-nationality 11-month-old, thanks, Jezebel, for giving me yet another thing to worry about as she gets older.

My first thought was movies, where you see all the cool kids doing their homework laying on their bellies across their double bed.