Please don't trust the Daily Mail for anything, mmmmk?

I literally just posted something along these lines. So glad I'm not the only one!

I'm pretty sure you could feed me for a week** on the money they regularly spend on hand-sewn bikinis and tartan kilts for toddlers.

Best friend :)

Okay, Jezzies, who wants to see a video of my 11-month-old daughter meeting four 8-week-old kittens for the first time?

Mmmmmm, I have a flip side to this coin.

Oh, I feel the rage creeping up...

You're right; I am mad at the laws and bureaucracy. I'm not actually mad at the other immigrants themselves, although I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a little bitter.

No, I wouldn't put it that way. I support making immigration to the US easier for everyone. It just seems to me like the priority is making the path easier for those who came here illegally, rather than those who have come here legally; and I think that is backwards.

Wha... What? Do you mean his accent? You thought that was terrible?

This does not give me a weird boner.

Ladies, can we start a White House petition to repeal all of this bullshit? One of Jez's writers could write it, and right here we have a massive audience...

Outside of England, I love me a Scottish burr.

I didn't know that! It makes sense, now I think about it.

I think the girl in front of dudebuddy here just farted. Or he's checking out her ass.

I'm from the UK, and I've always wondered why we don't allow cameras in court. Now I understand why. That poor young woman!

Jesus! That is shady.

Funny story. I am English and live and work in GA. I took a call at work yesterday and someone played the good-ole "where are you from?" game. He said he thought either England or Australia, but he was going to with England. Then he said, "now I have to guess where in England... The obvious answer would be London, but…

Hi, darling. Here I am.