Welcome to the weird world of a British 'pudding'. I've had conversations like this with my American husband:

I am British, and here to tell you: that sorcery is WONDERFUL! Yes, it is a little like a giant waffle fry, but it's fluffy inside like a potato wedge.

That FACE! That FACE, around the 0:41 mark! Oh my God!

Funny you say that. My husband and I left the country for six months (very, very long story) and had to leave our dog and cat with separate friends. We'd expected the dog, when we returned, to climb all over us and piss in excitement, and the cat to blink vaguely in our direction.

Kimye chose North for the name of their baby because "What's North of North? Nothing."

So, if I understand this right, it wasn't voted on at all because it ran out of time, and therefore wasn't passed?

Darn, does science really need me to look at pictures of Chris Hemsworth all day long?

Can someone explain this to a non-American, non-politically-inclined lady who somehow (maybe because I don't have TV?) hadn't heard of this until today:

If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back — if you're out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me.

I'm picturing KK attempting a thick Northern-England Geordie accent: "Oop Nurth"

I love you.

Oh, wait. I missed this line from gift bag dude: " I don't care what you or anybody thinks, you should just be happy your sham of a marriage is legal dude!"

Thanks, Jezebel. "Occupy Ball Street" just made me laugh out loud at work. A client called hysterical because their bond wasn't lowered (I work in an attorney's office) and I was still laughing down the phone.

I'll admit I'm not at all familiar with Reddit, and I gather that perhaps it's 'Reddit culture' that could make these offensive, but I don't get where I was supposed to be offended here. Sure, if you lumped all of those things together as one man complaining about one woman, it would be a pretty dick move on his part…