“For some reason, this issue of Hurricane Katrina has become a paramount issue for New Orleans.” - Mike W. Pence, 2005

😂😂😂😂 I am crying

Mother

“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

‘op meq wanI’vammo’ tlha’ tlhIngan veSDuj qaStaHvIS yer ‘orghengan moj potlh wanI’vammo’ tlha’ DIvI’ - Klingon Captain Pence

He knows that Jesus was a hippie who spent most of his time hanging out in the desert with twelve other men preaching about carrying for the sick and feeding the poor, right?

I just starred every response on this thread. But you, you beautiful bastard, started this. I wish I could give you more.

I think the best example of the way liberals are running the world via the Paris Accord is the presence of that well known liberal stronghold North Korea on the list of participating nations. In fact, the only non liberal nations on earth are Syria and the United States (I leave Nicaragua off because they held out for…

It’s probably better to ask Mother.

Really, Pence? Are you implying that climate change is a liberal-only issue and that, by extension, any other country that cares about it is chock full of liberals? Last time I checked, China was still imprisoning dissidents and oppressing its people, etc., but they’re still in the Paris Accord.

Pence is Evangelical. I know a lot of Evangelicals are hopeful that Armageddon will happen in their lifetimes...