Damn, that’s a good one.
I can wiggle my ears without touching them.
Also, Antiope. Somehow.
Opus Dei can get fucked.
I’m guessing we’re still screwed on the sabotaging the ACA and letting it fail once they sabotage it even more. The insurance companies have to commit soon to being in the marketplaces next year and every comment congress or the white house releases makes the insurance companies more worried about market volatility.… Read more
An entire paragraph? Describing nipples?!
If it was a lake cottage, I don’t think it’d be quite so WTF. Then again, when it comes to lake cottages, quirks are the norm.
Disemvoweling! I miss that one.
This might be your only hope. I’d have lost my shit already.
Seriously. More than minimal talking turns me off, especially when it verges into the realm of dirty talk (related to sexual abuse when I was a kid). I was up front about it and have repeated it to my husband several times. AND YET. It’s like, no, really, stop talking. You’ve gone over the quota and my body and mind… Read more
The end of my birth plan (I didn’t have one really—it was pretty much narcotics make me weird so I’ll just ask for an epidural when I’m ready to tap out, and then do whatever for the best outcome for both of us) was that after the kid was out, I wanted a roast beef sandwich ASAP. Read more
I used to put up with toxic xbox live chat in multiplayer games years back (call of duty games and the halo games), but it got too ugly too often, so I ended up muting everyone except people on my friends list. But Overwatch is apparently the opposite. Not that you won’t encounter assholes, but you come across them… Read more