I was watching it and I was all “GET HIM! GET HIM!”

Love Ikea.

The TROFAST toy storage series is pretty damn good.

I could totally see Leslie Knope doing that.

Isn’t Patrick Weekes still there?

Damn. I have to have taken an ambien for that to happen to me. Benadryl has pretty much zero effect on me.

Plus the bit right after when she asked what “that” was and meant his watch and he thought (again) she was referring to his dick.

SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE. Honestly, that was the first Barbie I considered actually wanting. Just now. Why can’t there be Amazon action figures from the Wonder Woman movie that are detailed and articulated like G.I. Joes? I would buy them all. And then stage battles, teaming with my five-year-old son against many D&D…

Saw WW and Antiope (her character) was awesome. As was the movie, but the focus here is Robin Wright. Also there aren’t any Antiope action figures and it’s just tragic.

How much he kept guiding her with a hand on the small of her back drove me batty.

We do an almond butter and jam sandwich to get some protein in there if my son decides that dinner is Out To Get Him. It would’ve been peanut butter and not almond butter, but the kid had the audacity to be born with a peanut allergy.

Or, you know, not wanting to live in squalor.

It isn’t?

“In 1914 the postmaster ruined the whole thing and ruled that nobody could send humans through the mail.”

I cackled when I read that.

Username checks out.

Lactaid pills are like magic. The best kind of magic.

A turian’s bone spurs are calibrated so well that they’re an evolutionary advantage.

Apparently, yes.

This.