Oh yeah, they are draconian about their rules. No texting, no talking. You can order beer and wings and eat and drink all through the movie but the minute you bother somebody else with unnecessary noise or distractions you get tossed, no refunds. It’s pretty much the perfect moviegoing experience.

Yeah, I realize a…

God, I just wish we had Alamo Drafthouses here because they would have my business SO HARD.

This sort of thing is why I love the Drafthouse. These MRA nutbags don’t realize who they’re screwing with; this is a theatre that throws people out for playing with their phones. They get lawsuit threats all day every day and have yet to locate a fuck to give, so if these misogynist whackjobs thought the Drafthouse…

There’s too many good ones to choose from, lol.

I never miss an opportunity to raid my misandry vault

My favorite bit is from the end:

“Gynocracy” lol that’s great

I just really hope that none of these MRA nutcases show up to hurt any women. I hope they just stay home and sulk.

I hate babies when they are using their men costumes.

Alamo Drafthouse apologizes for Manpocalypse

“Edith Fuller” is a fucking awesome name. I expect great things from this child.

I don’t remember what I was doing at five (probably driving my mom crazy) but I do remember being a very frustrated eight year old trying to learn English. My wonderful ESL teacher finally explained that English was a hot mess and agreed that it made no sense that through, tough and though didn’t rhyme.

I’m reading it as “Nice to Nasty”, like a girl pop group with members of varying sluttiness.

Here’s some footage from her qualifying rounds; watch as she spells “sasparilla” with ease and knocks “Croesus” out of the park, too.

covfefe. B - U - T - H - E - R - E - M - A - I - L - S. covfefe.

I love that at 2 minutes in “David” the judge/word guy starts explaining the final round rules in condescending monosyllab-ese, then the other guy wades in to congratulate the 3rd place finisher, and little “19"—refusing to be iced by the patriarchy—sighs loudly into the mic like, “STFU I’M HERE TO DESTROY CAN WE…