I’m sure you’re aware of them, but have you ever tried Lactaid Pills?

Yeah I would be interested in trying some of these substitute foods but the reviews are all so sketchy. I want someone to be really honest.

Sadly, assholes like Harkin have been spreading the rumor that Captain Anderson was the first human Spectre who blew a mission. They’ll probably also blame him for somehow leaking classified Alliance data to the Reapers.

“Garrus Vakarian: Calibrating America for Greatness”

C’mon, even Udina would be embarrassed by Trump. Plus, I think Turians have compulsory military service so Donnie would have been relegated to KP or something.

No no no no: Garrus would be FAR more stylish if he were president.

It’s a shame he can’t read this, either.

I get the feeling that if he were Turian, the other Turians would exile him for being a draft-dodging coward. You know how big they are on duty and service!

Fucking found it, thank you DKOS!

No one made her wear that heavyweight championship of the world gaudy-ass belt though. What she hiding in there?

Bone spurs?

Nobody cares about Melania’s decision. It’s, once again, Trump’s dumbshit hypocrisy.

I, for one, would take lamb and rice any day of the week. Especially over charcoalized steak and red high fructose corn syrup.

As a cock-wielding cock lover, I can’t really imagine going down on a girl (for obviously reasons), but even I am not a huge fan of oral sex because the smell/taste can be...not ideal depending on the guy/whatever.