My wife and I got our overseas ballots today. she posted the shortest and best thing to Facebook. “ intellectually I knew his name would be on the ballot, but I still feel as if this cannot be real. this has to be a nightmare right? right?”

“Two mommies” sounds creepy in a “grown-ass man speaking about the grown-ass mothers of another grown-ass man” kinda way.

Well, at least you know now which people you should avoid.

Seriously dude needs to be banned worst troll on Jez in forever. He called Rachel a cunt in another comment!!!!! I nearly took him out of the grey to bash him and then remembered, ugh, no digbette... thatssss what he wannttsssssssessss.

Sigh. This is just making me sad that POTUS and FLOTUS are leaving the White House soon. Here’s yet another proof that POTUS is chill AF.

Not only that, and/but thank the gods for it – but even in the era of Ailes and Bannon, I’m struggling with the fact that we have to go to Europe and the UK to get news about our own election in our own country, as it’s not like we can ask CNN or Faux News to “report” it …

Seriously. As are the rest of them.

Locomotive Jones, not tonight. Go the fuck away. I’m sorry you’re miserable, however, that’s not our problem. Go seek professional help.

I like how everyone’s is ignoring the troll in the room. But he keeps hammering on with his tantrum, like a locomotive.

Saying that someone would give children cold mechanical pats like some robot could possibly not be pejorative? Mmhmm

You know what?

He and Michelle did the Thriller dance too!

Pete Souza, the White House photographer, needs to do a coffee table book of President Obama and kids. He has reams of fantastic pictures of POTUS having fun with little people.

Barbara is still trying to hide her smile from leaking the Billy Bush tape.

Ability to get in the White House?

This tiny Superman still has bigger hands and ___ than Trump.

Recently heard this from a trump voter, who tried to reassure me that trump presidency won’t literally flush America down the toilet.

Oh yeah, well I did the same thing by switching to GEICO.