Word on The Wire. I binge-watched it twice, and when it ended each time, I was completely overwhelmed (in the best possible way). It was also the only show that made me feel as if I had "lost" people in my life when it ended. David Simon is TV's Shakespeare.

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Here is a proper poppyseed bagel from NYC. The "bagel" featured in the Jezebel article is just a roll in disguise. (There's nothing more disappointing than buying bagels outside of NYC and discovering that they're just plain old rolls. However, I will admit that good bagels can sometimes be found outside of NYC—I've…

The race was very close: Kerry had 251 ECVs; Bush had 286. Ohio was worth 20 points. If Ohio hadn't been hacked, Kerry would've won. And God only knows what was happening in Florida with Jeb Bush overseeing things. If you don't think the Bush family is capable of such crimes—and wouldn't do anything to protect their…

The race was very close: Kerry had 251 ECVs; Bush had 286. Ohio was worth 20 points. If Ohio hadn't been hacked, Kerry would've won. And God only knows what was happening in Florida with Jeb Bush overseeing things. The Bush family is capable of anything—and would stop at nothing to protect their interests.

The race was very close: Kerry had 251 ECVs; Bush had 286. Ohio was worth 20 points. If Ohio hadn't been hacked, Kerry would've won. And God only knows what was happening in Florida with Jeb Bush overseeing things. If you don't think the Bush family is capable of such crimes—and wouldn't do anything to protect their…

The race was very close: Kerry had 251 ECVs; Bush had 286. Ohio was worth 20 points. If Ohio hadn't been hacked, Kerry would've won. And God only knows what was happening in Florida with Jeb Bush overseeing things. If you don't think the Bush family is capable of such crimes—and wouldn't do anything to protect their…

The race was very close: Kerry had 251 ECVs; Bush had 286. Ohio was worth 20 points. If Ohio hadn't been hacked, Kerry would've won. And God only knows what was happening in Florida with Jeb Bush overseeing things. If you don't think the Bush family is capable of such crimes—and wouldn't do anything to protect their…

I'm so sorry, JeannieMae—that sucks. My dad is a Republican, and I'm a leftie progressive feminist atheist who refuses to keep her mouth shut—but we don't fight. We just don't talk about politics (or about anything else of substance, for that matter). Anyway, I wanted to clarify one point. Obama won his elections fair…

I totally believe that J-Lo did that to the German maid. Her tour riders contain ridiculous demands, and she once left her pet unattended for days (I think someone finally rescued the animal when they heard the dog crying or the smell of shit in the apartment got really strong—I don't remember). She's an egomaniacal…

I have great respect for you. It's sad that the people whom you helped won't know how lucky they were to have had a rep with such honesty and integrity. Good luck to you in whatever you do. Oh, and I have a feeling your karma bank account is in good shape. :)

Not only that, but elephants are extremely intelligent—another quality the GOP lacks...

You truly are a moron.

Thanks for your informative reply to FruitBarrel; I thought it was interesting. FruitBarrel is quite the idiot, though...

Beautiful!

Sounds like YOU'RE being the uptight asshole, moaning (incorrectly) about Perez's accent. Anonypilgrim schooled you—maybe you should just say "thanks" and "sorry" to her.

I know—I'm a TOTAL Francophile, too.

You're right—that's a lethal combo. Sigh... :)

Why do I find all these male animal-caretaker-types so bloody attractive...?

On my online dating profile, I immediately state that I am a liberal progressive feminist atheist, and that men shouldn't contact me unless they are the same. I get plenty of positive messages and invitations, so stating that stuff up front has not hurt my dating chances at all. (Of course, I do get a fair amount of…