I adore Jack White, and the stupidity/lacklusterness of this video just made me sad.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Small correction, though: "w" is pronounced like "v" in German, so "weiner" and "wiener" should actually be pronounced "viner" and "veener." Americans insist on pronouncing German ws as ws, but I still don't know why he chose the incorrect "weener" pronunciation...

I also know someone named Cinderella. She goes by her first initial ("C") and her middle name. When she first joined our company, we all asked her what the "C" stood for, and she refused to tell ANYONE. She said it was a "horrifying" name that she would never reveal, not even upon pain of death. Someone in the office…

Luck you! Enjoy! :)

I think limits are fair. I also think that Target should up their production numbers—maybe if the designer items were well-stocked, the Ebayers wouldn't be so quick to clean them out...?

I so agree with you! I wanted the Jason Wu kitty bag, and they were all completely GONE the day they came out. I mean, what's the point of promoting these lines (which I think are a lovely idea) if NO ONE is going to be able to enjoy them? I simply refuse to buy the items on Ebay. On the other hand, I can't think of…

I know absolutely nothing about lacrosse, so apologies in advance if this is a stupid question: why are the sticks different for women and men?

This is my all-time favorite cat photo-bomb. (I didn't go through all the comments—apologies if someone posted this earlier!)

In her youth, Deneuve was considered one of the most beautiful women in the world, if not THE most beautiful. Not being beautiful myself, I don't know what that's like—but I can imagine that it must be tough for someone like her to see herself age. If one's huge, great gift is incredible beauty, then it truly must be…

I had an older male cat who had to have all his teeth removed—they kept getting infected. He was an obese cat, and he remained obese until his passing at a ripe old age. Despite being toothless, he ate well and with pleasure! (The other commenters are correct—cats don't really chew their food. My aforementioned…

I think that's amazing that you have so many different animals, and that you know how to care for all of them. (I only know cats. I love looking at birds, but have NO IDEA whatsoever how to function with them.) I think that people who love and care for animals are really good people. Again, I'm glad that you have that…

I totally hear you. No matter how much of a depressed amoeba I become sometimes, I will never let my cats suffer—and so, like you, I get out of bed and leave the house to get them food, etc. And maybe I'm anthropomorphizing or imagining things, but I could swear they seem to know when I'm down—and that's when they…

Thanks! (I saw that, too, but I was guessing that she was quoting from somewhere else...)

I have no scientific evidence (although I suspect that there is some), but I believe that pets more often than not keep suicidal people away from the brink—and sometimes pets are the only things preventing their owners from killing themselves. I have a suicidal best friend who spent six weeks in a psychiatric lockdown…

PLEASE: who wrote this? I tried googling, but I'm not getting anywhere. (Thanks!)

I'm sorry, but I find her beyond disgusting. You couldn't pay me to watch this. (It was hard enough to watch just the video.) Also, I can't get past the fact that she's connected to the mob. Her uncle Salvatore was a captain of the Genovese crime family, so I'm guessing that most of the money in Big Ang's family comes…

http://youtu.be/ This is one of my all-time favorite pug videos—I don't know which is funnier: the pug's head tilting (barooooo...?) or his mama's conversation with him.

Yes! (Are you taking applications for editors?!)

We are of one mind, you and I.

I'd like to give Jon Hamm some direction myself. Ahem.