Half of my waking hours are spent snorgling my new kitten's belly...

You know, I still find it a bit confusing. When I asked in the open thread, this is what I was told (I'm quoting verbatim):

I'm not a starred commenter or anything, but it would be cool to have such a guide/FAQ for overall Jezzie protocol. For example, I couldn't find any info on friends and followers, and so I had to ask someone in one of the open threads. Not a big deal, of course; the Jezzie patiently explained it to me. I just think…

It definitely sounds like "pedderass," and it's not a common word, so I think it would be easy to make that mistake. Anyway, sorry for being so pedantic—English major (and former teacher) here. :)

That would definitely be a party! :)

You're my kind of Jezzie, telf. <3

TV (and other mediums) reflect our culture, history, social mores, and so on. I myself am particularly interested in feminism and the way the media portrays women; how rape culture unfortunately continues to be perpetuated; what's happening in the culture of our youth; and so on. I need to familiarize myself with…

You're being fair, and I respect that. I loved all your comments.

You still spelled it completely wrong (FYI: you also spelled "Lebowski" wrong in your comment). In The Big Lebowski, they're talking about a "pederast," which is a real word, not something the Coen brothers made up. Example:

I agree—I want to hang with Ashi.Bear.

What a perfect response! You said everything I wanted to say but way more eloquently. You rock, Ashi.Bear. (I HATE "Girls," and despise Lena Dunham.)

Severe spelling fail. He/she meant "pederast," which refers to a man who rapes little boys. Ew.

I have nothing to add—I simply agree with you. Modern dating is bad enough, but this takes it to another level of grossness. Hanging out with my cats, a pint of ice cream, and a book are infinitely preferable to sniffing dirty laundry and hoping for a hook-up.

I agree so much with you! I had always heard of will.i.am, but didn't think anything of him. (I confess that I assume that all pop singers and rappers must be somewhat superficial people.) This show really gave us his personality (and humanity). He was such a good sport about everything (btw, I'm exactly like Marolyes…

Kitten is beautiful, and I adore her expression. I also love her nose. I had a wonderful tuxedo cat named Chubs who also had markings on his nose. (I lost him to old age in 2010 and miss him every day. He was one of the greatest cats I ever knew.)

Your La Kittena is a beauty. I love and adore ALL cats, but black cats have a special place in my heart. :)

At one point, I had 5 cats (I lost two of my boys to old age in 2010). Do you know what it's like to be doing your business and to have 5 sets of eyes regarding you intently? :) Actually, they just like to keep an eye on me and hang out—and yes, it also means they get pet. (I'm surprised, though, that none of my cats…

I hear you. I've experienced the same. One of my very favorite things, though, is watching my very fat cat fit himself into a tiny box. I would love to know what drives his little cat brain to occupy such a small box. :)

I keep laughing about it, too—but at the moment it happened, I was soooo horrified! I am such a careful cat mom, but this incident reminded me that kittens are extremely fast and unpredictable! :) (She's such a good little girl, though—I've never met such a happy little catkin.)

I have a bathroom story for you all. I recently adopted a tiny, adorable black kitten that my friend rescued. Miu-Miu is a completely happy-go-lucky, energetic, cheerful little thing, and I'm completely in love. She's now about 11-weeks old.