If they are gay friends they'll be in the Gay Friends Binder.

This is amazing. And so goddamned internet-y. I love it.

That's what they want you to think.

Those silly people. She is not a garden utensil! The proper word is "Ho."

I'm with you. What's the story with Bounce? Is he winning a prize for being the best damn dog in the UK?

If only certain conservative talk shows did this. It would open up worlds of possibility: "ignorant blowhard," "chronic mansplainer," "anti-science idiot," etc. A girl can dream...

where is Mr X the minion of team cat overloads???

Blonde or not, I'm really jealous. Mine are dark but straighter than a straight thing so might as well be ginger, while my brother's are long, luxurious, curled & just dark enough.

It is astonishing how many people will tell you "oh, I don't like the way makeup looks." These are the same people who will ask you if you are tired or feeling ill when you don't wear it.

This. And I even have dark brows and dark lashes.

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

Or, have him taken to a mental health facility.

'there, there' *head pat*

"Statements like that make you sound like a fat chick on Springer"

Honestly, this is just one of numerous examples of shitty behavior by fraternities and sororities. The people insisting their great experience is the morm rather than an outlier are the ones with selective perception.

To the commenters who thought last week's reader-contributed sorority horror stories were "fake":

But seriously, fuck these spoiled, privileged brats. They should pay every penny back. And I call for the cleaning crews from the lodge to vacation at THEIR frat/sorority houses and tear shit up

They all need to get expelled from college too. ASAP. I can't imagine a university being ok with their name being trashed along with these rooms. Suspending frats is not nearly enough.

"My sorority/fraternity did a ton of volunteer work though and was a great place for networking, so stop the persecution of the Greek System. #NOTALLGREEKS."

Large groups of proto-adults are unsafe most times but especially when on holiday. How does the frat/sorority experience help prepare anyone for life/work/family anyway?