A garbage disposal would be this:

I would like to share a quote by Kavita Krishnan in reply, because it articulates everything much better than I could. And then I'm going to go to bed for the night.

I wear black bras because I have darker skin. White bras and most light-colored bras are very visible if I wear a white shirt. So I don't think it's always a mistake. This commercial still sucks, though.

No, you see, it won't matter how sexy you look as long as you wear the appropriate rape-deterring attire! A long-sleeved, loose-fitting gown that covers the ankles works well. Just don't forget to cover up your head, because that's rape-attract-y, too.

Really? I was thinking more '92.

Exactly. Fast food workers recieve at least minimum wage, whereas servers make about $2.13 an hour. As you pointed out, that's been adjusted to account for tips. Otherwise, a wage that low would be completely unacceptable.

Me too? Pretty please? With sprinkles on top?

And also, married people are only supposed to have sex when we want to create a "new life"? Because damn, we've been doing it wrong.

Precisely.

Yup, I do the same thing. My hair is thick, curly, and pretty much unmanageable, so I keep it long just so I can pull it up and forget about it. Over time, though, I noticed that my hair was receding around the center of my hairline. I started to use a claw clip instead of a ponytail holder and it eventually…

I discovered that Ojon Restorative Hair Treatment worked really well for my super-dry, cracking skin on my hands. It's actually a solid oil, kinda like shea, and it's pretty heavy stuff, so you'll probably not need to use very much.

That really is awful! It should have received more coverage. :(

It's brilliant! There's a protest page on FB now. You should share it with them! =)

From what I understand, it's because there are two different companies that supply them - ABC Bakers and Little Brownie Bakers. I think it depends on the region? I don't know, the only thing that matters is that they're delicious.

Yup, it's Marjory Stewart-Baxter.

Yup, it definitely has its drawbacks. But still, I'd rather have to exchange something than have to do real-life shopping. Sometimes I wish I could sew, so I could just make my own clothes and not worry about it anymore. =P

Seriously, fuck shopping. I hate shopping. It's a pain in the ass and I always end up frustrated and stressed out because everything sucks. I usually end up doing my shopping online, and only after I've had a glass of wine or three.

Don't worry, you're not alone. I melted into a puddle.

We've always called it the screaming meemies.