Yeah, this is honestly something they could have done really well, especially if their creepy data-crunching is sophisticated enough to do things like account for steepness and walking speed. It’s making it not optional that’s the problem, and also specifically making the cupcakes not optional. If they’d made it…

John Oliver’s reminder on why she is awful...

This is a poem that sums up so much of this experience:

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants…

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

LW 1: GET OUT. Do not listen to this advice here and get out now. It’s not going to get better.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

I totally agree with Anna Faris - the problem is that I don’t live those words of wisdom. I’m one of those sad people without a proper best friend (but with a lot of good friends). My boyfriends invariably become my best friends, which means that when I break up with them, I also lose my best friend. It sucks.

I grew up in the 1980s. We were Democrats and pro-choice, but we were also extremely devout, straight-laced Christians. My parents did not permit us to watch MTV for various reasons—partly because my mother was a classically-trained musician who considered pop music to be trash, partly because they felt MTV was…

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

Good grief.

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

I quit watching because of Mon-El

Having your lead dump her dreamy black boyfriend who just wants to be a hero so she can have a romance with a prickly white prince, slaver, and reluctant hero might sound good when you’re spitballing story ideas with your friends over a couple of Dews, but in practice it’s just really stupid.

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

He seems like a good egg. And a serious fan of the Williams sisters.

The main thing I find attractive about Lil’ Yachty is that he pisses the old-heads off.