“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

I like it, but it looks like one of those dresses where you get halfway through putting it on and realize you can’t tell which is the head hole and which is the arm hole and end up putting it on all sideways and getting stuck.

I’m disappointed in Rowling’s response. Especially because I think Depp is a one-trick pony and I’m bored with his trick.

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

Colin Farrell was so perfect in the otherwise mostly mediocre Fantastic Beasts having his face be torn away to show Johnny Depp’s was the most disappointing moment in cinema. Fuck Yates for his shitty comments and his shitty casting.

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…

This’ll never happen, but I’d love it if Tiffany got one. Sure it’s easy to write off that entire family, but it’s a deeper wound to invite the one daughter Trump doesn’t care for. That’d really get the temper tantrum going.

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

She has one corgi, Willow, and two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy. She vowed not to acquire anymore but after the death of her close friend the groundskeeper at Sandringham earlier this year, she adopted his orphaned corgi, Whisper, a dog she knows and is quite fond of. I am not ashamed I know this royal dog gossip, not at…

I had a tearful conversation with my roommate last week about if I should consider freezing my eggs. I’m 24. So, what I am saying is, I am that friend and also I would like everything on this list, please. Except the plant because my cat will eat it.

Fun fact: Blake Shelton is The Sexiest Sheepdog Alive!™

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

Maybe it’ll just fill in the scenes that got cut from the movies. The first season will just be Tom Bombadil endlessly singing.

Had to look that one up. I was like she does NOT look like a snowy owl....

2017: The Bitches Strike Back