As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Julie Andrews is the classiest woman ever. Although I can’t help wondering if there’s a tiny bit of shade in the idea that Andrews showing up even for a moment would outshine the entire movie. (Which, all due respect to Emily Blunt, is absolutely true.)

I wish people would leave him alone on this. That wasn’t a situation where asking for a hug made sense, and it’s always okay for someone to turn down a hug even if it is one where hugs are normally given. It’s also fine that he doesn’t know who Kesha is. They’re not even in similar fields of entertainment.

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

Very few people are entirely 100% blind. I’m completely blind on my left eye and have 20/200 vision in my right and I often just use the “blind” shorthand for myself. I know a lot of people who can only see light and color and refer to themselves as blind. I think we should all leave Stevie Wonder alone.

wasn’t there an eddie murphy stand up or interview or something that explained that stevie wonder would ask someone else to tell him what other people were wearing, so that he could go up to them and fuck with them by saying exactly what shirt they had on?

No snark, but I’m really glad Ben and Jen are staying friends. It’s gotta be good for the kids to know that mom and dad still like each other.

Ya I mean, if you asked me to pick the dude most likely to be racist after these two episodes, it would obviously be this idiot.

AHHHHH

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

I would argue Carrie Underwood is far more of a success story.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

The treatment of religious minorities in Egypt is appalling. Still, there’s nothing wrong with amplifying the good to counteract the evil of Daesh.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

NO. STOP. IT’S TERRIBLE. It’s been airing here for a few weeks, and it is NOT good at all because:

Pretty sure CGI - seeing as how the director is the same one from the Jungle Book and that was mostly (gorgeous) CGI.

I feel like she did go away. I haven’t heard anything about her lately. WAIT A MINUTE...

How to break US law in three easy steps....