Alicia’s response: “I do what the fuck I want.”

I remember being thirsty *all the time* as a kid. The teacher would line us up at the water fountain and chant “1 2 3 that’s enough for me” and it was NEVER ENOUGH. Also “leave some for the fishes”, fuck the fishes, I’m thirsty!

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

I love Shade Court, and I also want to know what Your Honor had for breakfast.

“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

I didn’t remember this until after my marriage was over, but my grandmother told me once that “love” is a verb. It isn’t a noun. It isn’t a thing you feel or a thing that makes you happy. It isn’t a feeling at all. It is a thing you DO. You don’t always feel love, but you must LOVE.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

It’s good that SNL has finally stopped pulling the punches with Ivanka. She’s playing such an active role in the Presidency that she is totally fair game.

Orrrrrr...

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

Heather Morris with Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Thatz not okay.

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

The Katy Perry comment doesn’t make her look like kind of an asshole, it makes her look like a completely ignorant, bullying asshole.

I think it’s because even though her mom had her as a teenager she still seems like a really stable and devoted parent who has a pretty sweet kid. She’s not like a reality tv teen mom exploiting herself or her child and you tend to want to root for people like that.

It’s in Brooklyn and owned by someone who used to be on TV.