Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

Senior Week never really ended.

Is this a leftover post from Senior Week?

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Monica: What?! What is it?

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

He looks like a Navy Seal action figure came half-way to life.

Attitudes like this are so fucking disconnected from reality. I have never once watched a film or tv show and thought “huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.” I cannot for the life of me understand why directors wouldn’t want to cater to (or at least pay lip service to) the 37% of America that…

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Yeah, but the difference between a partial chub and a full on boner for Trump is, like, half an inch at best.

 Newest Calvin Harris track End to the Drama coming to earbuds near you

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

Are you expecting Hillary Clinton to appear at a campaign rally in full Nazi regalia and unleash a 80-minute racist tirade?

She totally reverse psychology’d him so she could wear her red suit.

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

God forbid a man gets skunked on policy by somebody wearing earrings!! The SHAME!!!!!

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Been reading this over the Summer, about half way through, it’s an amazing read and the depth of the story just barely seems to have been scratched so far.