Are you kidding me? How fast would his mother smash him upside the head with a frying pan for that kind of nonsense.

I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…

You guys are allowed to smile in passport pics?!

There is a movement in the media to stop using the word ‘mistress’ since there is no male equivalent and it reinforces traditional ideas about gender relationships. I’m usually not picky about things but it would be cool if Jez could be a leader in this area and simply referred to her as an alleged lover.

If my two choices are:

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

No. Just no.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

Am I the only one who finds these kids cute as hell. They say a lot of stupid stuff but ultimately theyre good kids with good intentions for the world. Also Willow is hella talented.

They went to the Aquarium by the CN Tower and he got her a stuffed shark?

Why not the NORTHERN BORDER and stop the flow of poutine into this country?