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There was a bullet steering wheel factory, on the 1954 Cadillac Eldorado. It is how Sammy Davis Jr. lost his eye in a car crash.

Nah, can't be. He clearly doesn't have the engine.

Like the interior, LOVE the windshield.

That stand it's on should have a coin box on it.

Nope, because prius drivers generally just drive like everyone else.

If I'm projecting that the size & HP of one's vehicle is an indication of one's manhood. Then I'll point out that I have a 108hp Scion xB & a rusty '64 Chevy pickup with a 230 inline 6.

Because, around here at least, those kinds of trucks are universally driven by the sort of guys(and they are always guys) that intentionally cut people off, intimidate other drivers, ignore lights, park like assholes and are always looking for a fight (I saw one threaten to beat up the owner of a parked car the

Aw. Your gigantic, diesel powered, lifted, 22" rim equipped Brotruck compensation for your insufficient "equipment" was proved to be just as flaccid and unimpressive as said "equipment".

Here is the best shot of the rear. LS looks less likely now. The tail lights got all the way to the license plate surround, and the reverse lights are on either side of the license plate. Also less of a bumper dip than the LS.

LS has the trim around the license plate, the chrome across the bumper and the chrome around the side windows. Does seem to have the pronounced body line down the side though...

Because buyers expect the grille to be there, and think cars without a grille look "wrong". A very large percentage of modern *gas* powered cars don't need their grilles either. Most modern cars(less so with trucks) draw their cooling air primarily from under the front bumper, so the grille is aesthetic there. In

Wow, every 50's styling trend is happening at the same time on the front of that. It looks like the front was assembled out of at least three separate cars.

Chevy Express already comes with unimpressive disc/drum brakes. Then it had a heavy fiberglass roof cap, tons of interior "stuff" added, and then had it shod with 30" of massive rotational mass. And no mention of upprating the brakes.

With the eyepatch she is poised to become the evil racing super villain.

He doesn't seem very clear on "socialist" either.

Tinted tails are illegal too, and hard to see, so they are a poor point of comparison.

Illegal.

It is the 1939 Rolls-Royce Phantom III “Vutotal” Cabriolet if you want to google it. I had googled "Art Deco Rolls Royce" and the pic of this beat up my heart and stole it's lunch money. There is not one angle that isn't utterly breathtaking.

One of those art-deco Rolls? Maybe...? I still use a old flip "dumb" phone and barely that so it wouldn't be a huge loss. But they don't move me.