“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Had to come back and thank you for posting about ThirftBooks. Just went and bought most of the books on Reese Witherspoon’s and Florence Welch’s book clubs. I am overly excited now for my upcoming vacation.

I had a garage sale recently. Was trying to sell books — hard cover and soft cover — for 25 cents. No takers. I ended up donating them all. Sigh. But I still have a couple hundred books upstairs that I need to donate, because I plan to move in the spring, and have to get VERY selective about the books I’ll move.

I have a little dirt devil I run around in lieu of sweeping.

OMG

You’re my hero

Total douche (at best). I wish I could find it now, but I once saw a picture of him leaving a club where the coke was actually falling out of his nose.

Ed Westwick once stole my glasses at a party then forcibly “kissed” me as “payment.” I told him to fuck off and asked for my glasses back. Pretty sure homie was coked out of his mind and kept slipping the DJ (my boyfriend at the time) money to play “his requests.” DOUCHE.

“I have a tremendous respect for women.” The battle cry of men who don’t.

This whole “This is not who I am” thing put forward by so many of these creeps is making me blind with rage. By definition, if you engaged in this behavior, it IS WHO YOU FUCKING ARE!

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

Ditto, I live in a very blue state, but of course every state has their Trumpsters! And there’s someone in my neighborhood (who drives an over-sized pickup, naturally), with Trump/Pence stickers, and every time I go on a walk and I pass that truck, I start cursing out loud and I cannot stop myself. I passed another…

I really don’t know. In my paperwork it says they were forwarded these screenshots. So either somebody I’m friends with on facebook really hates me and I don’t know who (I am not friends with any coworkers so I can’t blame them), or what I’m thinking is I liked my work’s page. And there’s a loophole with like pages.…

A few years back my BFF sent an evite for a “girls night”. We’re a tight group that have been friends since 1st grade and our moms are all BFFs too so it didn’t strike anyone as weird that our moms were also invited, but it quickly got weird when we showed up ready to get tipsy only to find some random woman with a…

Yes, but technically, if they market themselves as a nonpartisan contractor (which pretty much they all do) and then they fire someone for expressing a liberal (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated with the company, but not someone expressing a conservative (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated…

I am jealous that you had such an opportunity. The best I have been able to do is giving the finger to the Trump hotel in DC. I also did while I was running. I didn’t even think about it, I just saw that horsefucker’s name and my finger shot up.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I want to send her an edible arrangement or some muffins

When you want a reservation, do you grab a waiter’s dick? When you want a job, do you caress your prospective boss’s cheek? When you want a date, say to a woman, “Would you like to go out some time? I’d love to get to know you better.” and if she says no walk the fuck away and deal with your feelings yourself. DON’T…

As a guy, it seems to me like there’s a VAST expanse between “never make an advance” and “grab her body” for alternate methods of signalling attraction.