Even though I’m a never talk to the ex again type, this is still goddamned tragic. I love the shit out of Lawrence.

It’s so much easier to hide greys. I am 42 and 50% grey. I’m also a brunette so I go to the salon every 5 weeks to have my roots done. And 5 weeks is pushing it. If I was a celeb who was often photographed, I’d probably be going every 3 weeks or so. 

My one thought looking at these pics was, “Ew, her hair looks crunchy and dry.” 

I don’t volunteer to do any of the “woman’s work” at work. If there is some sort of all team effort, I’m happy to help. But I am not better at administrative tasks than someone else who doesn’t work in that capacity by virtue of having a vagina. My best friend works as a PM in a male dominated field. If the office…

In California “bonding leave” went into effect the month before my son was born. It gives both parents 6 weeks of time off (paid through disability) to bond on top of the 6-8 weeks mothers who give birth get to recover. Between my ex-husband and I we got to be home with our baby until he was 5 months old. As happy as…

Same and I don’t take it for granted. A decade or so ago I worked for a place that expected you to come in sick and would shame you if you didn’t. My last job and my current job have both offered very generous time off packages and management that is totally supportive of taking vacation and doesn’t want you infecting…

My cat is named Anderson Coopurr and he and his siblings definitely have their own Instagram. ;-)

I totally thought you had wrapped your cat’s upper body in packing tape until I realized she had just gotten an... interesting... hair cut.

God knows I’m fine with a man groping me, but if I hear a swear word...

I live in Southern California which is essentially made of kindling and people still light off illegal fireworks for weeks and weeks. Intolerable noise, neighbors drunk on Natty Ice, sad pets, and massive fires all in the name of patriotism def make 4th of July the worst holiday. 

Because old school Dems are courting disenfranchised Republicans who align with their policies more than true liberals and progressives.

When my daughter died, people took to telling me that she was “in a better place.” Initially when people would say that, I would just kind of smile a tight-lipped smile at them. But eventually I couldn’t fucking take it anymore. If they caught me on a bad day, I’d spit out, “I didn’t realize there was a better place…

Supporting the false equivalency that what Sam Bee said is somehow on par with what Roseanne said is such bullshit. The way we capitulate to the narrative the right constructs is part of the reason why they’re able to sell the public blatant untruths.

All I can think about is how much this dude looks like he makes up one half of the Hip Hop Dalmatians from Brown Sugar.

My friend told me his wife was pregnant and I said, “Omg, I’m so sorry.” Because we are 42 and I swear to god, I want to be pregnant less now than I did when I was 17. I cannot even imagine.

Mine does dishwasher repair.

Those cats have nothing on my Cirque de Soliel spaz.

I pretty much wholeheartedly agree. I mostly don’t ever have milk in my house because though I love other dairy products, I don’t like milk (from cows or otherwise). I always have half & half and often have heavy cream and I just sub those in any recipe that calls for milk. Also coffee with a glug of heavy cream is…

I described this as a Juno-esque comedy when I sold it to my mom for Mother’s Day. It was... not that. We both liked it, but it was much more somber and unsettling than I was expecting.