Like ‘Sploosh!’ from the TV series Archer.

They have more efficient water molecules now!

Yeah, both Marvel and Star Wars oversaturated themselves, so it would be smart to scale back to projects that would genuinely garner interest over “let’s just do it because we have a content hole to fill”

I can see why Justin Simien is out. Haunted Mansion looks.... bad.

Also “the government has killed to keep this secret and personally harassed me.”

So you’re the asshole that I always had to jump onto the sidewalk to avoid.

No, ban cars instead.  We are talking about the midwest, those folks could use the exercise.  

I’m assuming this is a joke, because no one could legitimately hold such an absurd position.  

No.

Can you blame them?

Which means that if there is a God, not even He wanted Trump to win again.

It oddly goes with their equally horrible strategy of unintentionally poising the minds of their voters around issue of mail in voting and voter fraud. They believe it, so they avoid early/mail in voting, or voting at all since they’ve been conned into believing it’s rigged. Seems like they’d rather just wallow in the…

A very real reason.

“Oh no!” - nobody

Sorry you lost your father to disinformation.

i feel bad laughing about this but honestly its pretty funny

Could tell in the first word of the headline it was a story from America.

Yeah, it took me a while to get used to the natural peanut butter, but once I did it made the sweetened stuff seem practically inedible.

Sweetened peanut butter is more like cake frosting than peanut butter.

Once I stopped eating sweetened peanut butter, I found that for me unsweetened salted peanut butter is far superior. You end up with just a delicious salty peanutty flavor, bonus points if it’s crunchy.