He was grumpy because he had to eat them, you see

Yeah, I admitted I sounded grouchy about them (and thank you for continuing to read my stuff closely enough to notice details, that makes me really happy). These taste tests are just my silly opinion, and you’ll have to trust me when I say these things were just no good. Dry chicken that gets really tacky when you…

Meh I kind of agree with Dennis though. I mean can you really even call them nuggets when they aren’t breaded? I think by definition a chicken nugget SHOULD be battered and fried or baked.

See I am proud of him--refusing to pay 20 bucks for a health hazard. Don’t contribute to it; refute it. Why would you want him to taste some scammy product?

Turns out that buying random pink sauces from people on the internet is a bad idea.

Tik-Tok, Poisoning the Minds and Bellies of America since 2016.

Chemicals! You don’t want chemicals in your body, do you?

I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world.  People who don’t need to be told this, and people who won’t believe you.

My local Safeway stopped selling Mortadella recently for the exact same “nobody buys it any more” rationale described above. No doubt the people that used to buy it are dying off and the youngsters moving into the area don’t even know what it is. Whatever the reasons, it makes me sad. I love that stuff. I’m expecting…

Our whole food system is just wasteful.  How many brands of creamy peanut butter do we need?  How many varietys of jarred pasta sauce do we need?  The generic, and the premium each have like a dozen options at least.  Multiple brands of shelf stable parmesian cheese that is almost certainly not actually from italy. …

This story makes me sad- these giant grocery stores have sprung into existence, yet it seems like options slim as we get more “options” on the same item, versus a greater spread of options that are unique

The reduced fat Cap Cod chips are better than the regular ones. And the Waves (wavy) version rules!

Can we talk about the stupid way their bags tear open vertically?  

Think about this. Think about this combination for one second. OF COURSE it’s terrible. This is less a beverage than the cure for not having volcanic acid reflux.

I’m surprised anyone needs to even read this article to come to this conclusion. Next, some Tiktok star is going to say OJ after brushing teeth is “the best”, and it will require another article to disprove the trend. 

In the middle of the article

Yeah, it doesn’t take a genius to diagnose what’s wrong with Subway: There are too many of them and the food isn’t good, from the bread to the meat to the toppings. It’s a sad sandwich. I’ll eat it if it’s my only option, but if I’ve got anywhere else to go, that’s what I’ll choose. I have such a sense memory of the…

Yeah, I’m of the same opinion--that they’re removing the ONLY thing that makes them a viable food option

So they’re gonna take away the ability to put whatever you want on the sandwich, which has basically always been the main draw in my opinion?

I clicked on the link from 2020 and was glad you see you complaining about pawpaws back then too.