BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER's discussions

Excuse me...they don’t know my life.

Trying it again really brought me back! You should do the same.

I love and hate the tenacity of this childhood theory.

I was thinking, did you have undiagnosed Pica? Read more

This is horrifying and I’m glad you survived to tell your tale.

Yikes.

Never heard of Rynatan. However, most OTC pain-killers+sleep-aids have mild form of an antihistamine in them.

I’m ashamed to say...I loved it as a grown-ass adult. Read more

I feel like I should revisit this as an adult for shits and giggles. I do have provolone in my fridge...

Ha! I feel vindicated and validated.

I did this when I was very young. My mom also had to hide/boobytrap the pink liquid amoxicillin (“the pink stuff”) because I would try to sneak little nips from the fridge.

That actually sounds kind of good with the sweet tang of the Catalina!

I liked to make “pizza” around 3rd and 4th grade age. This entailed the following: Read more

Why? We don’t need this redemption story or song...it is what it is. Seriously, why? Why are people jumping up to save this white man? Read more

He is a trash person. The way he talked to this reporter. Rude and condescending.

Guess we’re all simpleminded projectionist. Fuck this guy.

Thank you! White gay men are some of the biggest offenders when it comes to judging women for their looks because they aren’t fulfilling their idea of what femininity looks like. It’s toxic.

Apples in tuna salad? Chicken salad maybe, but not tuna. I have no measurements, but this is how I make my tuna salad: Read more

None taken! I wanted to try one of those Graf Lantz masks, especially because I wear my glasses majority of the time unless I’m working out (at home, of course). Fortunately, I had a family friend that was able to help me. Read more

No offense, but I didn’t have the money to shop around for masks like that. It was very difficult. I finally had a close family friend sew one for me (with the CDC recommendations for cloth masks), for free that fit well with a metal nose band because I wear glasses. Not everyone has the option to shop around for… Read more